tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

suddenly basketball just got a lot more interesting to watch… I’d still rather play though.

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

suddenly basketball just got a lot more interesting to watch… I’d still rather play though.

startingwithayang:

The year is 2214

A person is walking through a mueseum and sees a CD

"I remember that band, my great-grandma used to love them." Says the person

Drum beats fill the air as Fall Out Boy comes down from the heavens

They did it

They were remembered for centuries

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(Source: 666clit)

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

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AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

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YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

(Source: autisticalfred)

perks-of-being-chinese:

iguanamouth:

birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???

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fuckin

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crazy ass

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bobbleheaded

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tiny motherfuckin

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i dont even

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things that dont make any sense

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dragon faced

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jesus christ is that a duck

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some kind of prehistoric nonsense

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holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS

birds are so cool omg

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(Source: lifehunt-scythe)

the-nargles-have-the-phone-box:

gentlementleman:

smissmas-miracle:

gentlementleman:

hungriestpufferfish:

pirateloser:

littleannabear:





asilverlinings:





ehxaling:





I CAN’T BREATHE OMG





OH MY GOD





CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HUGH JACKMAN STEALING THE BREAD ITS ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD PLEASE TUMBLR OK THANKYOU BYE









god damn it tumblr

#what about russell crowe chasing hugh jackman


IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

Now someone add Leonardo DiCaprio sneaking off with the Oscar as this all goes down, YES,


Oh my fucking god guys its time to go to sleep

the-nargles-have-the-phone-box:

gentlementleman:

smissmas-miracle:

gentlementleman:

hungriestpufferfish:

pirateloser:

littleannabear:

asilverlinings:

ehxaling:

I CAN’T BREATHE OMG

OH MY GOD

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HUGH JACKMAN STEALING THE BREAD ITS ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD PLEASE TUMBLR OK THANKYOU BYE

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god damn it tumblr

#what about russell crowe chasing hugh jackman

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

Now someone add Leonardo DiCaprio sneaking off with the Oscar as this all goes downYES,

Oh my fucking god guys its time to go to sleep